thecoach's Journal, 19 Apr 10

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You know it's time to diet when..

You dance and it makes the band skip.

You are diagnosed with the flesh-eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live.

You put butter on an aspirin.

You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.

Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."

You ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton for your picture.

You learn you were born with a silver shovel in your mouth.

You could sell shade.

Your blood type is ketchup

You wear a yellow hat and a blue shirt and people drop film into you

You lay on the beach and enviromentalists spray water on you and try to push you back into the ocean

Have a healthy day

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rotflmao

19 Apr 10 by member: veggies yuk

hahah. love it!

19 Apr 10 by member: pureheiress

you make me GIGGLE!!!

19 Apr 10 by member: skinnymomma

OMG - those are hilarious.

19 Apr 10 by member: kmartin

So FUNNY!! Thanks for the laugh! :-D

19 Apr 10 by member: melmi20

hahha awesome I just cry from laugh. You have a great sense of humor :D

19 Apr 10 by member: Scoldy

Cute Have a healthy day yourself.

19 Apr 10 by member: chattycathy1955

Coach, these are great! I repeated to my husband in between laughing my butt off. I needed that. I joined the challenge you sent me. What a nice challenge. Thank you for thinking of me. Have a wonderful evening and your weight chart.............it looks awesome. You are de man!!!

19 Apr 10 by member: The Next Number

What a RIOT! I laughed and even bit my tongue,it was so funny! Thanks for the gut-buster!

19 Apr 10 by member: Stehanie Knight

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

20 Apr 10 by member: dianet


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