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Ok As many of you probably know, today could be my last day. But before I leave, I wanted to take this opportunity to let you know what a great and distinct pleasure it has been to be here.
Thank you all for being my Buddy,As you some of you know, it is time for me to leave . As for me i will be
relocating , I will be entering the witness protection program....lol jk...
I have learned many things and received a lot of help and support from you all. You were all really kind to me and supported me to over come the pain of my inner demons..heehee...
I 'm really taking a month off...hopefully..I know that many of you would have de- buddied me by then,but i know that i still have some positive encouragement to share ..
Three elderly gentlemen were talking about what their grandchildren would be saying about them fifty years from now.
'I would like my grandchildren to say, 'He was successful in business' , declared the first man.
'Fifty years from now, 'said the second, 'I want them to say, 'He was a loyal family man' .
Turning to the third gent, the first gent asked, 'So what do you want them to say about you in fifty years?'
'Me?' the third man replied. 'I want them all to say, 'He certainly looks good for his age!'
Whenever I hear the saying " Any thing is possible " I say : " Have you ever tried nailing Jell-O to a tree, slamming a revolving door or chewing air?
Every day more money is printed for the board game "Monopoly" than printed by the US Treasury.
Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear & smell better
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time US television was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
There are more germs in the human mouth than in the anus.
"It's hard telling...not knowing."
"You think your shit don't stink, but your farts give it away."
"Nowhere to go...All day to get there"
"If you dance with the devil...you get pricked by the horns."
"Behind every successful women there's a substantial amount of coffee."
"You cannot fight everyone - but you can make everyone die of laughter."
"Opinions are like assholes; everyone has one and they all stink."
"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and plot your revenge."
"Drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts."
"It's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame."
P.S. For Stef, What a awesome run the Cards made congrats on the series you must be ready to paint the town RED....
BTW....IndyJack I still LOVE you..;)
As Arnold says I'll be bacccck!
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