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The scale finally budged. Just a little, but it's enough for now. My running class starts tomorrow and now I'm super nervous. That will go away after the first class, but right now I don't know what I'm getting into, and I expect a lot from myself.
For the first time in... forever, I feel like something was accomplished with the renovation of my future rent house. HOORAY!
I got a few Halloween decorations this weekend. I'm PUMPED! I love Halloween. And this is the first time in two years that I'll be in a neighborhood that actually has trick-or-treaters. I have a stockpile of candy (7 boxes so far) in my room. How's that for testing willpower?
randomness1) What if the bird really IS the word.
randomness2) 43% of all statistics are worthless.
randomness3)
2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.
1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.
1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.
1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.
1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic.
2000 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.
randomness4) This year I'm leaving Santa a salad. I don't feel like dieting alone.
randomness5)
A family was having some people to dinner. At the table, the mother turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, "Dear, would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," replied the little girl, shyly.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say, sweetie," the woman said.
Her daughter took a deep breath, bowed her head, and solemnly said, "Dear Lord, why the hell did I invite all these people to dinner!?!"
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