BadAndee's Journal, 28 Aug 08

Put your journals under your arms for protection today!! Bad Andee is on the loose! (AGAIN!!) lol

Welp! I’m feeling surprisingly lively and energetic today! In spite of a lil’ jaunt to IRELAND early this morning!! LOL (thanks Dave for being such a good sport!)

THAT just might explain why I feel all “SHIN-SPLINTY today, huh?!
Unless it has something to do with running 10 ½ miles (so far) on that treadmill these past couple days! I’ll have you to know that I quickly avert my eyes (so as not to make DIRECT eye-contact with the dreaded piece of machinery) every 5 minutes on the way to the bathroom (I’m drinking COFFEE! Hee hehe!) I Quiver with fear when I think of fulfilling that 15 mile-challenge I entered! Great news is that I ONLY HAVE 4 ½ MORE MILES TO GO for the week to meet my quota!

I hear all of you laughing at me! That’s what you get for standing there agape at my stunning accomplishments earlier this week! That’ll teach ya to pin your hopes on a lil’ ol’ 5 foot nothing, country girl!! Hee heeeee!!

My wobbly legs remind me of a dilapidated structure, built on a weak foundation!
Ohhhh but the cost is inconsequential compared to immeasurable muscle gain, right? RIGHT?!
Damned!! My muscles lay ruptured and torn! Fringed and frayed in shreds, bathing in lactic acid! Hey, good news, though!! If you look at all that muscle under a microscope, it looks like sexy, fringed and frayed, lacy undergarments! LOL But Hey! As soon as that sports trainer dude gets here with his roll of bubble-wrap and sports tape, I should be fine!!

But don’t you worry! Bad Andee will prevail!! AND THAT, LADIES AND GENTS, IS remarquable—yesh! I spelled that correctly!! BARE WITH ME…I’m learning to write in French! I figured since I can’t speak it, I’d have better luck WRITING IT!


You know, with my DO-OR-DIE character trait, I would have made a great Medieval Gladiator!! Let me draw my sword!! On guard, my CrackSecret buddies!!
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ahhhhh!!! well, why didn't ya just SAY SO!? Don't ya think it would have been a hellova lot easier than to drag me along by the nosering, crying about something that will never even happen??! Jeeeeeez, woman! WE NUTS GOTTA STICK TOGETHER! ya hear?! 
29 Aug 08 by member: BadAndee
Stuck with the nutter like peanut butter! 
29 Aug 08 by member: Simille
hmmmm....Nutter (me) and BUTTER (you)!! Nutter Butters are soooo good!! huh?? but don't you go out and get any!! ya hear? you're gonna be good from now on...well, mostly! 
29 Aug 08 by member: BadAndee
No more nutter butters for me! The rule for junk food is that I must first paste it to my thighs and wear it for a day before eating! 
29 Aug 08 by member: Simille
Now, why didn't I think of that rule?? no, really!? I'm creative! I could have invented that rule!!  
29 Aug 08 by member: BadAndee
Great minds think a like...you thought of it and passed it on to me. 
29 Aug 08 by member: Simille
gee, BA, I thought you'd be mourning the loss of your dear departed friend!!! And instead, here you are--PARTYING!! Like there's no tomorrow!! Girl, you coulda waited to CHEAT at least a little longer! hell, the body's not even cold yet!!! Well, at least MB misses me! So there! 
29 Aug 08 by member: 08willbegreat
oh, and I miss everyone TOO ! (said sweetly....is the guilt working??)  
29 Aug 08 by member: 08willbegreat
i was reading the other day..that joggin will burn off 3 times the calories that walkin will...and it will keep burning off the calories even after you quit thru the day...just gotta remember to allow your body time to heal between workouts so you dont get hurt and be layed up .....have a great weekend!!! 
29 Aug 08 by member: loosinisfun
BA, I can't believe you'r over there running away on that treadmill like there's no tomorrow and I'm over her sucking my thumb because I JOGGED for 20 mins! 
29 Aug 08 by member: kimbulie
Only 10 1/2 miles on the treadmill? C'mon, you can do better than THAT! :D 
29 Aug 08 by member: mbhpro
" If you look at all that muscle under a microscope, it looks like sexy, fringed and frayed, lacy undergarments!" oh my God, that's so inspirational! lol, I'm going to run, yes RUN, on my treadmill right now, just because you said that. :D 
29 Aug 08 by member: fmstatic73
LOL...does sort of have that appealing sound to it, doesn't it Fmstatic!!??? 
29 Aug 08 by member: BadAndee
Awesome job on the running lady. Keep it up 
30 Aug 08 by member: Pking
Donde esta el journal para August 29? Don't gripe at the rest of us if you're not going to produce! I know you've got your hands full this weekend, but seriously, pony up! 
30 Aug 08 by member: Simille
Wow I dunno if I can keep up with you folks but reading it all sure is amusing! 
30 Aug 08 by member: Simavision

     
 

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