I'm feeling so much better I up my calorie intake to 1700 calories (good advice jessy) I going to golf this weekend finally But I have a 6am tee off...
Three old men were sitting on a park bench talking about problems of growing old. The first said he couldn't remember the last time he had a good bowel movement. The second one said his problem was more with his bladder and prostate. The third old man laughed and said he must be the lucky one.
"Every morning at seven I pee, and then at eight I have a good dump," " I just wish I could get out of bed before nine."
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