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I played a pretty good round today, walked the entire course and i'm maintaining.
Moses, Jesus and some 'old guy were going to play a round of golf. Moses teed off, the ball went right into the pond. "No problem!" he said. Moses walked over, parted the water, and hit the ball again. This time it landed about one foot from the hole.
Jesus then teed off and the ball went flying off to the left, hit a tree, then miraculously bounced within about six inches of the hole.
The old guy stepped up and teed off. As the ball headed right for the pond, a huge fish jumped up and grabbed the ball in its mouth. Suddenly an eagle swooped down, grabbed the fish and flew over the green. The fish dropped the ball and it rolled an inch from the hole! All of the sudden, a worm popped up and knocked the ball in. A hole in one.
Moses looked at Jesus and said, "You know, I really hate it when your dad plays." have a healthy day!
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